grumpiest:

physically incapable of being happy for a full 24 hours 

garrett has cramps garrett: what do you to get rid of cramps?
audience: screams random stuff
john: i think you just drink water
garrett: it feels like an angel just came up and stabbed me
john: that makes absolutely no sense, this song is called we'll all be
GPS: Go straight
Louis Tomlinson: No

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

lizziefaguire:

when i download music illegally and the album cover + artist + album is all there is when i believe there is a real god out there somewhere